The ghost of the fake IPL blogger is not much to KKR’s relief. The blogger has been regularly updating his blog and giving death pangs to the team and its management.

The blogger in his post posted today mentioned about Dildo [Sharukh] intriguing Boy George [Joy Bhattacharya] and asking him to justify a large support staff. He said that the paranoia has shifted to the support staff now and there's news that 5 of them will be asked to return. The blogger further mentions that the management is now convinced that the fake IPL Player is not a player, but a support staff member.

The blogger also stated in his blog about the official resignation of Bhookha [Buchnana], Skipper [McCullum] and the entire support staff at the end of the season.

Interestingly enough the fake IPL player blogger has decided to retire from all forms of cricket after IPL and is likely to reveal his identity on their last match day. “I will disclose my identity on our last match day”, asserts the fake IPL player blogger.